9 painfully realistic new years resolutions
I’ll unplug my charger when it is not in use.
Remember the energy crisis? Yeah me neither.
I’ll stop clicking on Youtube videos without looking at the time stamps first.
No judgement, however long you choose to spend on a how-to video of restoring a 16th century painting is the right amount of time, but just be aware!
I’ll refill the Brita every night before bed.
I always say I’m going to drink more water and never do, so at least I’m setting myself up for hydration success.
I’ll try to use all the produce I buy, even the big buckets of baby spinach.
My heart goes out to all the plant matter that has lived a happy life in the warm soil and died freezing and wilted in my veggie drawer.
I’ll use actual shaving cream.
Although let’s be real, it’s just razor lube.
I’ll actually spell out HBU
Because taking five seconds to ask How About You feels worth it.
I’ll say no to plans I have absolutely no intention of following through on.
I won’t have the quarantine excuse forever, so…
I’ll remember setting spray before I put on my mask.
I’m a bit out of practice when it comes to make up, but I’ve finally gotten good at strapping that mask on before any excursion.
I’ll be kind to myself.
Remember, at least God is getting a good laugh out of all our plans.
Kay is a Los Angeles resident DIY girl. Her creative streak runs through many mediums. When she is not writing or crafting custom furniture, she is making music or Etch-a-Sketch art. She hopes to one day write comedy in Hollywood or New York, but for now she just makes memes.
